Hello, this is a call out to anybody who knows anything about boats. I would really like a boat. However, they are extremely expensive and I don’t have enough money to afford one. Another issue is that the boat I would like is very specific to my individual tastes and I have been unable to find one at any boat store I’ve visited. Therefore, I would like somebody to build my boat from scratch, but I would like it to be done for free.
I would specifically like it to be completed by the most-established marine welding company in the Melbourne area, and I would like them to complete it to the best of their abilities. In terms of design, the boat needs to have every single colour of the rainbow on it, including the ones outside the visible electromagnetic spectrum. Yes, I would like the boat to be painted in many places, including the hull and the engine. Speaking of the engine, I would like it to be faster than an aeroplane. This is very important to me, as I have many missions to complete within my boat and if it is not one of the fastest machines to exist on the water, then how could I possibly even think about using it?
One aspect that is usually overlooked but is actually completely necessary is this little contraption called a boat latch. I have no idea what it is meant to do, but I’ve heard that it can make it easier to launch your boat and also to tie it up again at the end of the day. Either way, if all of the best boats have it, then I want it for my own.
I also need properly outfitted living quarters, and a safe that is completely indestructible. Please ensure these things are done promptly, as the boat must be completed, finished, done, and ready for me to pick up and use by tomorrow morning at the absolute latest. Thank you.